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Susila Gan: HELLO EVERYBODY! Welcome to new show "Passion For Fashion"! My name is Susila Gan Ee Mun (SGEM), your dearest fashion reporter and I will update you on the lastest fashion trends every week! Today, I will bring you coverage on the "In-nest Hairstyle of the week" and the "Out-test way of wearing socks for the year" and 10 ways to make your self look forever YOUTHFUL in this spring!


Susila Gan: The IN-NEST hairstyle of the week goes to Miss Lee Kang En! Notice the hair that she has, it's touching the collar! The seemingly unkempt hair --- people you all are wrong! It is professionally styled by our famous local reporter, Auntie Qing Cai, who has a flair for hairstyling! Let's hear from Auntie Qing Cai on what she has done in this EXTREME HAIROVER.


Auntie Qing Cai: Ermm... I used alot of High Quarrlity Gel hor in this hairstyle, and I have gotten my inspiration from the ahhh.... FOX! It hash a streeking resemblarnce to the fox's thail. I knowssh it is very in style, ya, horr.. cause I use this High Quarrlity Gel, support this brand hor, it is called Adurah's High Quarrlity Gel, made specially in CCCL(Completely Cheap Cheena Labour) factories! It ishh directly impotted from Dubai!


Susila Gan: Thank you very much, Auntie Qing Cai! Now we will move on to what type of socks that is seemingly "in", but in actual fact, "out". It is none other than ANKLE SOCKS! Now we invite Top Fashion Designer Berry Yin to share her views on ankle socks. Miss Yin, please.


Berry Yin: I think that ankle socks are too, cliche, all right. Why even bother wearing socks when they can't even be seen! Seriously, by wearing ankle socks, you will injure your skin with the friction between your shoes and your lovely skin. That's why, I don't suggest wearing ankle socks. I personally like this student, Lee Kang En's socks. JUST LOOK at the length of her sock. Isn't it very sporty? She deserves to be a ROLE MODEL.


Susila Gan: But doesn't it look very "OBIANG"?


Berry Yin: WHAT?! You definitely show no appreciation for the purpose of socks. That was the most insulting comment to the sock you could ever make. Please, do trust a professional's point of view.


Susila Gan: Okayy~~ Thank you for your detailed explanation on why ANKLE SOCKS ARE OUT, Miss Yin. Now we shall move on to the 10 ways to make yourself YOUTHFUL in this SPRING!

The complete guide to making yourself youthful:

1) Apply blusher to everywhere on your body to show that you have GOOD BLOOD CIRCULATION.

2) Have a traditional fox tail hairstyle such that you look REFRESHED.

3) If possible, pull your socks up to of knee length to show your SPORTY NATURE.

4) Remember to wear Evacue Refine contact lens so that you look ALIVE with your big eyes.

5) Apply hot pink lipstick to tell everyone you are in the PINK OF HEALTH.

6) Remember to tuck in your shirt and pull your skirt up high so that you look NEAT.

7) Remember to scrub yourself everyday until you are clean of dirt such that you SHINE.

8) For your combination of clothes, opt for unique designs (a classic kangaroo shirt and jeans for example) that is made to IMPRESS.

9) Remember to paint your fingernails of a similar theme so that it FANTASIZES anyone who sees it.

10) Be sure to put on shades that are good reflectors of light so that you appear ATTRACTIVE.

With the 10 ways to make yourself youthful, you are sure to gain popularity in NO TIME, follow this guide and soon you will dazzle everyone with your outstanding fashion!

My, my, look at the time, stay tuned and catch me, Susila Gan every Wednesday on PASSION FOR FASHION!

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Welcome back you low-life, unsophisticated earthlings that are uncomparable to the kangaroos. :)

Here's the individual news report for today, January 29 2007.

Headline: The Truth, False, and Everything Else About Kang En

Finance: Kang En Snatches Treasurer Role From X-U-X-I-N

Sports: Kang En Helps PRCs Score Own Goal While Versus Locals in Oral Presentation Skills, Final Score Prc-20, Locals-21

Fashion: Kang En Declares "Obiang Hairstyle In, Ankle Socks Out"

Technology: Kang En Suspected of Leaking Out National Hatred for PRC Using High Tech Octopus Antennae

Forum: Terrorist Spotted in Region -- Lee Kang En A.K.A Kangaroo

Travel: Kang En Embezzles Class Fund For Trip On Budget Airline to Suzhou, China

Entertainment: Kang En Stars in Movie "Carnival" as "Kangaroo Kang", Box Office Reports 0 Viewers

Food: Kang En Splurges on Expensive Set Meals and Donates Leftovers to Starving African Children, In Attempt to Win Nobel Peace Prize Award

Arts: Kang En Dashes Hope of RVHS Choir Group to Win SYF Gold with Honours; Ong Chun Ling Expels Kang En from Choir

Classified: Kang En Sold at 0.10 Rupia, No Buyers Still


To conclude this exhaustive list of news today, Kangaroos rock the world insane.

Anyway, I spent much of my time arguing with Lynette regarding this world-rocking issue,
THE ENGLISH JOURNAL.

Why can't I use my old exercise book to pen down my thoughts for the English Journal to be submitted to MissChew?
Why must I use the A4-sized Jotter Book as my English Journal?
I spent my precious 20 minutes and 20 seconds debating over this big issue with Lynette as it concerns the life and death of the dearest kangaroos of my own kind.
Do you know that by using an A4-sized Jotter Book instead of my old exercise book wastes more wood from the trees?
Disadvantages:
1. The ecology system of kangaroos would be affected if more trees are chopped down for paper.
2. The food chain of organisms would be affected too (including the dearest kangaroos!) if more trees are chopped down for paper.
3. If I lose this simple debate to Lynette, it would disgrace my species.
4. If I do not fight for my freedom, there would be restrictions in Kangaroos' Rights.

Therefore, I am right.
Therefore, she is wrong. :)

And my debate was obviously a success with my eloquence and persuading skills.
Therefore, I got to use my old exercise book as my English Journal! YAY!