1st Story

Criminal KE#5724

Accused: Miss Kangaroo Ke
Charge: According to Section 5724, Clause #57, Part X, any Homo sapien who possesses an eccentric temperament and involved in any forceful attempts to challenge then notions of law by inducing abhorrence, disgust and repugnance of any degree in any other Homo sapiens with constant repetition of plaguing and threat will be liable to 5 strokes of Kangaroo Cane, 7 hours of interrogation, 2 minutes of criminal stay at QianJin and 4 seconds of slapping from either Chen Suyu, Sherry Goh or Lai Jian Qin.
Evidence: Miss Kangaroo Ke on the 5th April 2007 (a.k.a 5724 for easy reference) displayed a vehement desire to join the groups of JOURNALISM LANGUAGE ARTS PROJECT through certain undesirable and inhumane methods which include: pursuing the respective group members around the school whether in the toilet, field, classroom, canteen or grandstand, constant and repeated calls to the respective group members yet again with her robotic and seemingly mechanic, automatic and lifeless voice.
Furthermore, she is known to have consistently badger the people from other classes such as 3Junkers.
Considering that Miss Kangaroo Ke suffers from the medical condition of pondering over self-existence and disregarding oneself, her punishments will be further made more severe due to her lack of responsibility and social awareness for self-control over her queer personality.
Addtional Punishments:
1. The extreme end of the sock will be force to be at the ankle instead of being levelled 15.0 cm above it.
2. For every time she sleeps in class, her face will be vandalised with scribbles depicting the insufferable acts of Kangaroos.
3. She will be tied to a chair while she watches a documentary regarding the physical torture and persecution of Kangaroos in an anguish atmosphere.

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2nd Story

On a typical CCA Day ...

+Classroom (end of class)

Yaoqin: *lies on table*

Sheila: Time to go for CCA le, yaoqin!

Yaoqin: *lifts her head up lethargically*
*looks at clock*
*whiny voice*
What laa~ Now it is only 1.53pm can! I still have 7 more minutes to sleep!
*looks at Sheila*
Shoo Shoo!
*swings her hand*

+Classroom (2.05pm)

Yaoqin: *still sleeping*

Sheila: Wake up le la! Go CCA already! Later you late!

Yaoqin: *looks at clock*
What the hell laa~
Sheila! It's only you that need 25 minutes to prepare lor! I only need 10 minutes!
Anyway I have parents letter, I'm not going today laa~!

Sheila: *shocked*
*calls for reinforcement*

NCC Girls arrived in 5 seconds ....

NCC Girls: *pulls Yaoqin from all directions*

Sheila+Iris: *blocks door*
Go for CCA, dun pon la!

Yaoqin: *struggles*
What laa! My parents got write letter, I'm sick, I dun need to go!
I no strength le laa~!
*pushes all NCC Girls aside*
*starts escaping*
*runs all around the school*

NCC Girls: *gives chase*
*pulls Yaoqin constantly*

+ Bookshop

Yaoqin: Oi oi! Stop it laa!~
Stop abusing me okay?
I have parents letter, let me go laa~! What the hell can!
I have stomachache, I need to go and see the dentist! I have appointment!
You all can stop abusing me, you all dun take Biology meh~!
They say you all cannot abuse animals just for technological and social advancement, just like you all cannot force your members to commit themselves to NCC for advancement what!~

NCC Girls: *pulls yaoqin*

Yaoqin: Eeeyerrr!
I really no strength le laa!~
*pushes all NCC girls aside*

NCC Girls: *falls to the ground*

Bookshop Auntie: o.0

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